1. You know just from listening to the music when Alonzo is on camera, even though you're in another part of your house.
2. Whenever your friends start cooing and drooling over "NICK!" and "BRIAN!" and "JUSTIN!", you bust out your 24 page photo album of Alonzo and start yelling, "Oh, Alonzo! Such a hottie! I'd love to play in the Junkyard with him!"
3. You learn all his dance moves, just so you can keep up with him during the video.
4. When you finally get to see CATS live, you sneak backstage and find the guy who plays Alonzo, just to see if he's that hot out of makeup and costume.
5. You growl at Cassandra whenever she's near him in the video.
6. You scream with fear and nervousness every time you see Alonzo battle Macavity, even though you've seen the video too many times to count.
7. You know where Alonzo is in every scene in the video, and pout when he's not onstage.
8. You've made a mix of all his solos and listen to it every night before you go to bed. (Sure beats the "Titanic" soundtrack!)
9. You KNOW what Jason Gardiner's cat's name is. (NOT Alonzo)
10. You call all your guy friends Alonzo or Jason, and get mad when they try to tell you their REAL names.
11. You can name every actor who's ever played Alonzo in the history of CATS.
12. You have an Alonzo collage hanging up in your bedroom that takes up half a wall.
13. You know every show that Jason Gardiner has ever been in.
14. You bought all the soudtracks to those shows.
15. Your insist your last name is "Gardiner".
16. Your last boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you because CATS took up too much of your time. (There's a LONG story behind that one.)
17. Whenever someone asks you whose pictures are all over your binders, you hiss at them and screech, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?!!!!! POOR, MISBEGOTTEN CHILD!!!!!"
18. You name your cat Alonzo, even though he's coal black and not very graceful at all. Not very nice either...

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