POUNCIVAL: I'm King of the World! *dances*
JEZZIE: *appearing out of thin air, as usual* Um, Pounce,
why are you wearing a tutu?
POUNCE: Er, um, I don't know. I think Bethany just decided to make me wear one while she was typing.
JEZZIE: Oh, I see. Well, take it off, because we have a visitor!
VICTORIA: Who?
JEMIMA: Who?
ETCETERA: Unless it's Tuggy, I don't wanna see them. *pouts*
JEZZIE: It's even better than Tugger!
ETCETERA: Not possible! *faints--she's been thinking too much*
JEZZIE: It's---AUSTIN POWERS!!!!*insert Austin Powers theme music here*
AUSTIN: *appears out of time machine* Why, hello there. And hello to you too! Smashing baby!
JEMIMA: OH MY GOD! IT'S AUSTIN POWERS! *screams*
VICTORIA: HE'S DEAD SEXY!
AUSTIN: *smiles seductively at the queens* Do you know what, baby? I put the GRRR
in SWINGER baby! YEAH BABY!
ETCETERA: *wakes up, sees AUSTIN, and faints again*
JEZZIE: Mr. Powers, we have a survey that we'd like to you to fill out.
AUSTIN: *takes the paper* And you are?
JEZZIE: I'm Jezzie.
AUSTIN: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
ALONZO *appears from nowhere* Of course you haven't! You just met her!
ETCETERA: *wakes up, sees AUSTIN and attaches herself to his leg*
AUSTIN: *writing on the paper* Name: Austin "Danger" Powers. Sex: Yes please! *notices ETCETERA*
Why, hello there! And who might you be today?
ETCETERA: Anyone you want me to be.
TUGGER:*making a grand entrance* What's all the fuss? *sees AUSTIN* YOU ARE ADORABLE!
AUSTIN: No baby, you are so incredibly sexy!
TUGGER: WE ARE DEAD SEXY!
AUSTIN: WE ARE SEXY BITCHES!
ETCETERA: *can't decide who she loves more, so she chases POUNCE, who's still in a tutu*
POUNCE: HELP ME!!!
JEMIMA: And now, with no one watching me, I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *does that Dr. Evil thing with her finger*
"Do you ever run out of ideas to write about?" Bethany's mother asked. "Sometimes," replied Bethany.