Ah, the Office! Where we slave away to give you....The Gathering! This is where all the work is done on the Gathering. We have several sections in the Office, which will help you understand better the workings of the Gathering. Read on!

RULES:
Ah, the Rules! Here they are, in plain, easy-to-read format, even for Pollicles.
1. While you are welcome to browse through the Gathering, we kindly request that you do not take anything. That means fanfics, pictures, ideas, etc. If you would like to use something on our site, please email one of the Gathering staff members and we'll happily oblige as best we can.
2. The Gathering guests are always right.
3. The Gathering Staff are always right.
4. In the even that #2 and #3 conflict, we control the food supply, air quality, weather, gravity, anti-radiation suits, and airlocks. We win.
5. If any guests of the Gathering are displeased with the Gathering, we invite them to vent their frustration with D'Argo during sword practice while he's in one of his hyper-rage moods.
6. Please avoid Chiana, Rygel, and Kai at all costs. Chiana is wanted for stealing, non-conformity, harassment, smuggling, and possibly a little thing called murder; Rygel tends to burp, spit, swear, bite, and other unmentionable things whenever visitors are around (please, little children, don't poke him); Kai is an ex-assasin for His Divine Shadow---he's in the Cryopod for a reason. We cannot be responsible for any damage incurred to person or goods because of these three.
7. In the instance that D'Argo gets into one of his hyper-rages, all males are to head for the nearest "EXIT" sign. If this is not an option, follow Alonzo to the nearest hiding place and make yourself as small and non-threatening as possible.

DISCLAIMER:
Staff members of the Gathering are NOT responsible for severed body parts, wasted time, brain cell loss, or tummies hurt from laughing too much.
We also vouch that everything on this site is ours. Nothing is stolen from any other site that we know of! If something of your is on this site, please email one of the Gathering staff members, and it will be removed at your request.

CONTACT:
This is how you can contact the staff of the Gathering. We can usually be caught in many various ways...nets, sticky honey, large amounts of chocolate...... but seriously, you can either find us on AIM or email us.

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